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WTNV headcanon: Carlos curses in SCIENCE. He doesn’t use ordinary curses. No. His are more creative.
"Murphy’s friggin’ LAW!"
"SON OF A CLONAL REPTILE!”
"Where are my ASEXUALLY REPRODUCING test tubes?!”
"That piece of a small sample size!"
"Am I going to have to introduce you to some of my mammalian physiology?"
"What a load of dimethyl sulfide. :|"
"YOU STATISTICAL OUTLIER."