- Mom: Do you have time to put that in my GPS for me, Bryan?
- Me: No.
What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at Hogwarts
- Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
- They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
- They live right by the kitchen.
- Their head of house teaches herbology.
- “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
- Slytherins obviously do cocaine.
YOU’RE LOGIC IS FUCKING FLAWED. IT WAS CLEARLY STATED IN BOTH THE BOOK AND MOVIE THAT PROFESSOR MOODY TOLD CEDRIC HOW TO OPEN THE EGG. ALSO, HOGWARTS IS A REPUTABLE SCHOOL. THEY WOULD NEVER ALLOW THE GROWTH, POSSESSION, OR USE OF SUCH A DRUG. DON’T TRY TO GIVE THAT HOUSE ANY CREDIT. THEY ARE STILL, AND ALWAYS WILL BE THE BORING HOUSE THAT NO ONE WANTS TO BE APART OF.