I AM LITERALLY GOING TO GO CRAZY IF MY MOTHER DOES NOT STOP COUGHING FOR 5 FUCKING MINUTES!

HOLY FUCKING FUCK

NOT EVEN A TWO SECOND BREAK

C’MONNNNNNNNN

hungarian:

today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

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whaaaaaaaat?!? i never get tagged in these! Well thank you, onlyparticlesinmotion :P since i never get to do these i guess i’ll do this one

RULES: 1.) Always post the rules. 2.) Answer the questions of the person who tagged you and write 11 new ones. 3.) Tag eleven people and link them. 4.) Let them know you tagged them.

1. Whats the first movie you ever remember seeing?
First movie?? Uhhmm… that I can remember… probably.. Batman & Robin lmfao, that or The Lion King

2. What is your worst date experience?
well, i don’t really go on dates that much.. so i guess.. the last one, the beginning of the summer.. we went minigolfing.. and we just.. i just… i couldn’t… lmfao idfk. 
we knew each others feelings, but we were still new to each other so it was still a bit awkward. I was trying to make it as not awkward as possible, but i think.. our personalities.. it was unavoidable
prom was awks too

 

3. What is your favorite fandom that you are NOT apart of? 
Since i’m drawing a blank on that, i’ll just say supernatural because despite me not know a single shit about that show, the actors just seem… well, you know

4. Have you ever made strange combinations of junk food as a kid, if yes, what was the weirdest?
can’t say that i have. pretty normal combos of junk food, nothing strange 
 
5. Did you have an okay elementary school experience?
I guess so haha. Actually, no, i take that back. School was mediocre, but that time period in my life was incredibly less than ideal for me 


6. Whats the weirdest thing you’ve ever been in trouble for?
weirdest? WHY DO YOU KEEP GOING BACK TO WEIRD? i don’t know what weird is. I don’t know… the other day i made my sister cry because i told her that she has yelled at my mom like a stupidly angry teen, and she denied it and started crying? 
one of my ex’s got mad at me because it was like 3 am and i was playing WoW and she wanted me to sleep?
or my ex was upset because we were sleeping and i wanted to roll over on my left side - well she didn’t say she was upset, but that was the vibe i got


7. Messy or organized?
messy messy messy - kinda. On a scale of 1-7 i’d probably be a 4

8. If you can remember, what was your favorite colour(s) when you were 10?
probably blue

9. Have you ever been in a physical fight? 
kinda. well, it wasn’t a fight. okay well there were two times that were almost fights. Once, this kid pushed me down at the bus stop after school, i dont remember why, but he tried punching me in the face but missed every time?
the other time was my friend was getting beat up and kicked in the stomach while he was down, and i ran over and pushed his attacker and then his attacker’s friend pushed me and it kinda just stopped there

10. What do you believe in?
Religion wise? I believe there’s a God, but i don’t believe any book covers what he actually means or is or wants or anything. 


11. Why?
I don’t believe that an entity with the power to create and destroy and control life would be such a jackass to force people to do dumb and tedious things and if you don’t follow his rules to the T, you go to Hell? I believe in the being, not the book.

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how do i write 11 new questions

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1. Before making a phone call, do you rehearse what you wanna say? If yes, why?

2. If you knew you were gonna die one year from today, would you change anything about the way you are living now? What? why?

3. Most embarrassing moment?

4. Most treasured memory? 

5. If you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one quality or ability, what would it be?

6. Would you rather slide down a razor blade into a pool of rubbing alcohol, or suck the snot out of a dog’s nose until its head cave in? 

7. If you could simply relocate to any spot in the world, no repercussions, where would you go?

8. Craziest pet you’ve ever wanted?

9. What role do love and affection play in your life?

10. Given the chance, if you could wish the worst thing possible on the person/people you hate the absolute most, would you? 

11. Which, if any, other languages would you like to learn to speak?

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this is my new ringtone

TitleSherlock Theme Song Ringtone
  • Me: I got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch a better f-
  • Sammy: -DON'T FINISH THAT SENTENCE
#harrypotter #siriusblack #wand @ssammyyx

#harrypotter #siriusblack #wand @ssammyyx

What got you interested in Tumblr? How did you find it?

my friend made an account with my email address and made the password “penis”

lol look what i started

Tumblr Crushes:
tswiftdaily 24%
meme-meme 7%
fuckyeahalo 7%
the-absolute-best-gifs 6%
terrible-thrills 4%
ofmachinesandmen 4%
ssammyy 4%
doms-ass 4%
propertyofzack 4%
damn… not too surprised rofl

Tumblr Crushes:

damn… not too surprised rofl

ssammyy:

arabesquedream:

chipsachoy:

west2spookycollins:

i’m not saying i’m batman but answer me this have you ever seen me and batman in the same room

well, actually sammy… I have. 

who is batman? Me.

bryan hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha

OH SHIT.

Yeah, that’s right. World’s Greatest Detective. Right here. You just saw that shit in action.

west2spookycollins:

i’m not saying i’m batman but answer me this have you ever seen me and batman in the same room

well, actually sammy… I have. 

who is batman? Me.

(via ssammyy)

Remember this?

newclearfusion:

Bryan and Sammy at the theatre too lol crazy!

hahahahah that was so crazy… totally did not expect to see you there XD fucking amazing movie though.. so funny!

(via arabesquedream)

stayplanetary:

hahaha 

lmfao what is wrong with my friends

stayplanetary:

hahaha 

lmfao what is wrong with my friends

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